News Item: “London. A lock of John Lennon's hair sold for $48,000 Wednesday in an auction of Beatles' memorabilia…”
Have I got a deal! 20 Locks of my hair for $19.99. Assorted fingernail clippings $4.99
And bodily fluids – Priceless! Please include the nonrefundable fee of only $9.99 for shipping and handling. Visa and MC accepted.
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