Many former supporters were disappointed this week to learn that John Edwards now admits that the rumors about him shtupping the photojournalist were in fact true and not trash journalist lies, as he asserted a thousand times. All the little old ladies that sent in their $20 contributions are undoubtedly proud that their money went to pay-off the shtuppee to the tune of more than $100,000 for some home video quality work.
But I'm sure he is now telling the whole Truth. Those among us who believe that he fathered her baby are just wrong. He is totally willing to be tested. Umm, wait a min. It seems he will (conveniently) not be able to prove his new found veracity, since the mom refuses to have the paternity test.
Some of us were gullible enough to think that no one would be so stupid as to think that they could pull a Bill Clinton and get away with it in the kleiglights of the cable TV era; we must humbly acknowledge that such stupidity does exist in politicians.
Drudge and Limbaugh and some of the other neocons were right about this scandal many months ago. How come that mainstream press didn't know about it? Or was it an inconvenient truth?
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"All the little old ladies that sent in their $20 contributions are undoubtedly proud that their money went to pay-off the shtuppee to the tune of more than $100,000 for some home video quality work."
ACTUALLY, IT TURNS OUT THAT IT WAS MORE LIKE $600,000. PLUS THE HOUSES ... THE FIRST BEING AROUND THE CORNER FROM THE EDWARDS. PLUS THE MONTHLY $15,000 HUSH MONEY. (AND I HAVE A GUT FEELING THAT EDWARD'S WIFE MAY BE HEALTHIER THAN SHE IS LETTING ON.)
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