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My New Friend
At least I am not losing them to the squirrels this year. This is probably because the red squirrel that has moved in to the neighborhood. Aggressive little critter, he has driven away all the gray squirrels - which in past seasons have raided my vegetable garden. He is small but very territorial.
My Friend, the Red squirrel taking an acorn break |
When it comes to fruits of the garden I am a Social Democrat - willing to share a little with the bugs and fellow creatures of nature. But these gray squirrel bastards just took a small bite out of any tomato that was starting to ripen, ruining the whole crop. I blame them for forcing me to become a BB gun toting Nazi.
Now my little auburn furry friend patrols the trees in my back yard chattering and scolding any other rodent that shows their little rat faces in the yard.
My friend, Murphy thinks I ought to get my BB gun and shoot him as well.
"He'll get into your attic," he warns me, "then he'll chew your wires and all hell will break loose. Shoot him. That's what I would do."
But I don't think I will shoot the enemy of my enemies.
Someone should really council the red squirrel about his obvious bigotry against rodents with a different fur color. I wonder if his mama told him not to play with gray squirrels as a kit. Nature does not enforce egalitarian sentiment among wild creatures. Hostility towards other species seems to be the norm.
I guess we humans have not evolved all that much, eh?
2 comments:
I wonder what the red squirrel thinks you should do about your friend Murphy.
Be careful with that BB gun ... you'll shoot your eye out.
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